Everything I always wanted to ask about Grape-Nuts

My son Ben gave me the above advertisement, which he found at a garage sale. (Thanks, Ben!) The plastic sheet that protected the ad is labeled 1920s. I have a bowl of sturdy, appetizing Grape-Nuts almost every morning, so this ad has found a good home. I’m wondering: this scene carries a sexual implication, doesn’t …

The Braindead Megaphone

Design by Rodrigo Corral George Saunders’ first collection of essays is out, and before you say “What the HELL is that?”, read something that Saunders wrote on his Amazon.com blog: “The central premise of the title essay in my new book, The Braindead Megaphone, is this: Our cultural discourse is being dumbed-down by mass-media prose …

Begin YOUR happiness project! Need help getting started? Write a list of happiness commandments for yourself.

A few weeks ago, I posted about my epiphany that EVERYONE should have a happiness project. Join in! Start your own! I need to figure out some systematic way to address this topic, but until I do, I think I’ll just throw out some provocative suggestions to get people thinking. One of the most difficult …

Holy Nuts, Batman! This is The Worst Fucking Thing Ever!

My wife, my own wife sends me – THIS! MEIN GOTT! It’s not work safe – it’s not safe-safe! Hide the children – I am serious, store them somewhere! It’s the worst fucking thing ever! Just look at it. I did, and I lived to post about about it. Although I really don’t feel so …

Utnapishtim's word-processor

[IBM Displaywriter disk, circa 1984, 8" square.] Talking with my students about the ancient Mesopotamian story of Gilgamesh leads to all sorts of thoughts about impermanence. (The great truth of the story, expressed by the mysterious Utnapishtim, is that “There is no permanence.”) I like pointing out to my students that the tablets holding the …

I have a 2-page spread in the P.I. today!!!!!!

As this month’s Seattle Post-Intelligencer’s Writer-in-Residence (a big huge honor!) I have a BIG HUGE COMIC in the paper today! Two pages, that’s just crazy. If you’re a Seattle resident, please please pick one up or shuffle through the pages at your favorite coffeeshop – it’s just so weird and amazing to see such a …